About Me
I’m fattie20xl. I tell stories. Most of them are only partially true.
Why’s this site called “Fat Kids Lie”? Well.. it’s because they all do. Don’t believe me? Well…
In Goonies Chunk lied. All the time. You also know that there was a fat kid in your gradeschool that never did his homework but always had an excuse as to why. The real reason is that his parents loved him and bought him a Nintendo and he played it while eating Lucky Charms soaked in YooHoo.
That kid was me.
My life is like a bad episode of “The Adventures of Pete and Pete”, except I don’t have Artie (The Strongest Man In The World) as my personal super hero. I just have bourbon. And that’s good enough.
