FatKidsLie
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2009
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2008
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“It’s a good thing that you’re so huge and bald. ...”
— —My girlfriend. She...
Mar 11th
Clairebeast In The Caffeteria.
I have some gossip about Clairebeast, the girl that mortally and psychologically wounded me 23 years...
Mar 10th
“That lady did some voodoo on your hat!”
— —Some crazy lady that my...
Mar 8th
An Interesting Injury
When I was in first grade i was super smart. I got to sit at the head of the class, and when all...
Mar 6th
Poops!
A friend of mine works at a retail store where they sell video games. They keep the games in glass...
Mar 5th
“Why don’t you have a job? My aunt has a job AND goes...”
— —My girlfriend’s...
Mar 4th
My Sister is Afraid of Intimacy
It’s been snowing lately and my sister, humanitarian that she is, was shoveling her elderly...
Mar 3rd