December 2008
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Yellow Snow
My neice is a bit of a tard. Well, that’s not true. She’s really a bright girl, gonna be a teacher or something i dunno… I don’t really pay too much attention to stuff unless it’s about how to get me some more Legos or Doctor Who DVDs.
Why, if I fully admit that she’s a person of reasonable intelligence, do I call her a “tard”? Well… ...
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Grandma Destruction
My grandma was a real JAP. Not Japanese, but Jewish American Princess. She wanted the finest things in life Goddamnit and SHE DESERVED it!
If she wanted something she didn’t care how much it cost or how much my grandpa had to work to get it and may the multi-armed gods of the Arabs help you if you got in her way. Or got the wrong thing.
My Grandfather was a college-educated man, back...
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5 Questions
Thanks to The Evil Twin’s Wife you get to learn a little more about me. I think it started from this site, but I dunno. I’d rather go to The Evil Twin’s Wife’s site.
If you could only have one candy bar (over and over) the rest of your life, what would it be and why?
TECHNICALLY this is 2 questions but…
I’d have Mounds. Because I love coconut and dark...
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Peanuts
So I’ve long been saying that peanut allergies are fake. Even though I have a nephew and a sister-in-law who are both deathly allergic to peanuts and tree nuts and have to carry around all sorts of pills in case they accidentally eat a nut I still call “bullshit” whenever I hear the panic of “ZOMGZ NUTS! I’MMA GONNA DIE!!!”
I thought that enough was enough...
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Snowing!
About 3 minutes ago I was writing about how fun it is to steal and blow up things with illegal fireworks even though I haven’t done that since before I had chest hair. I looked up and saw the Verazano-Narrows Bridge, clear as… well a well lighted bridge on a clear winter’s night. Then before I could push “Upload” on my blogging software I look up and it’s...