January 2009
2 posts
4 tags
Douchebag on the Bus
So the other day I was on the bus, going to work (a job i really would rather not have except that I need the money to pay for computers, Mac OSX, coffee, Chinese steamed buns and video games etc). Some fucktard gets on the bus, wearing one of those hoodies that looks like a Jackson Polluk had a seizure at the sweatshop, sneakers with dayglow laces and his pants tucked into the laces comes up on...
5 tags
Tea Party
My big sister, Miriam used to live with me when I was a baby. She was 18, 19 or so (She’s my half-sister from my dad’s first marriage). Well that’s not exactly true…
Miriam would live with us when it SUITED her. When she was in New York. From the ages of 16 to 21 she’d move from New York to LA, depending on which of her parents she was mad at at the time. She...