October 2009
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The Mayor of VanDuzer street
My block has a self appointed mayor. Like many blocks/neighborhoods all around America. These are people that just can’t keep to their own business, or more than likely don’t have their own business to keep to. These are people that comment on everyone else’s business but don’t have their own business in check.
Our mayor is a lifelong resident of our block. ...
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Bathroom Break
While going through some old photos and family memorabilia, I came across some of my dad’s old report cards. From gradeschool.
Yeah. He was a slacker. Now while I’m pushing 30 I realize that my dad was a hypocrite, at least when it came to school stuff. He had a worse homework record than I did! And I pride myself on the fact that I haven’t done homework since I was 8.
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Bored at work
So, as many of you (both of you) know I hate my job. It is annoying. I feel frustrated that I’m not doing anything of any importance while I’m at work. I get bored with the monotony.
Blah Blah Blah. Y’all know what a guy going through a mid-life crisis is like.
But at least I can turn my downtime at work into something productive (to me at least) and draw a picture...
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The Substitute
When I was in 4th grade I, along with a few of the more famous trouble-makers in my class made a substitute teacher cry. I also believe that she decided to quit teaching and re-evaluate her career path. I don’t know that the second part ACTUALLY happened, but I like to believe it did.
Mrs. Rosenberg was out one day for a batmitzvah for one of her cats and the school pulled a newly...
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Mulligan
My dad never played a game of golf. This, in of its self, is not that unusual considering he was Jewish and country clubs hate the Jews more than blacks or other minorities because Jews can “pass” and infiltrate the secret societies of the country clubs. While I’m pretty sure that he did play a few rounds of minigolf in his life, my dad did not own a golf ball, let alone a...