December 2009
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“If you keep picking your nose, your penis will fall off.”
– — Aunt Martha
This is what my aunt Martha told me once. When she kidnapped me and took me to church. For Easter.
December 23rd...
I still haven’t gotten anyone any presents. I’m thinking that I should go to the 99c store and make “bags” as a sort of semi-themed not-quite-gag gift.
The big problem is that I am unemployed. I got shitcanned for throwing a salad at a truck driver. He called me fat, and I got pissed off. SOoo I have no money.
So there’s that.
Anyway, Merry Xmas. ...