March 2009
4 posts
Charity
My friend Big Steve recently asked me to contribute to a fund-raising charity of his. Now, this isn’t United Negro College Fund or Anti Defamation Legue. This is a VERY important charity.
You see, Big Steve works at my local college. In the computer lab. Where he helps students with their educational attempts etc. And if you are in the computer lab it is 76% likely that you have only...
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Truck Drivers and Local 'Tards
Ok, EvilTwin’sWife and Wordnerd were bugging me the other day about this… mainly because at work, when I have a free second I Twitter about … well… work.
It started when I twittered about the Mexican who pulls up to my booth on an ATV. Does 6 donuts. Moons me. Flips me off. Pops a wheelie and drives off leaving me puzzled.
You see… I work in a recycling...
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Little Debbie
Like any fatkid I LOVE snacky cakes. I have to, however post a protest against Little Debbie’s price increases. It’s obscene that they went from 25c to 35c in 2007 and now? they’re 50c!!!
I used to be able to fill the emptyness in my life by eating $1’s worth of the cute girl’s discs and bricks of lard and sugar. Now $1’s worth makes me feel just as...
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Doggy Poo
I was walking my dog the other day, since I frown on his use of my living room as his own personal deficatorium, and I wound up going up this little tiny dead-end side-street. While I got my dog doing his little parallel-parking/poopoo dance one of the crazy people that lives there comes barreling out of her house in a 1970’s era housecoat like screeching about “HOW DARE YOU!!!! ...