April 2009
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Fidget Avenue
Don’t ask why, but a few days ago I was reminded of the “Fidget Avenue” incident.
This happened about 18 years ago. My niece was playing out on the street when a guy in a brown pervert van came driving up to her. Knowing full well what a pervert van was, and the standard protocol for dealing with one, my niece decided to cross the street and get away from him.
He says...
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How To Make a 10 Year Old Cry
I have a 10 year old great nephew… I simply consider him my nephew. And, as an uncle, who is a total bastard, it is my god-given duty to torture and torment this kid. At all costs.
One of my favorites happened the other day, while at my sister’s house. My nephew was looking at his MySpace page, and telling me who all of his friends were when he got to “Shy Girl”. ...
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Urine Tantrum
Today I witnessed a urine tantrum. At work. Committed by an adult. Who wasn’t drunk.
“WHAT DO YOU MEAN BY A URINE TANTRUM?” you might ask, and rightly so. For, even though this action is self-defining… and self-describing… it is also unbelievable by most civilized people, such as yourself, my dear reader.
Well, no… almost anyone that reads this site...