June 2009
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The Saw Lady
I’ve been meaning to write about this for weeks but I keep getting caught up on doing school work and cleaning up my apartment and walking my dog and earning enough money to buy malt liquor to dull the pain and shame of my life.
Anyway, there’s a lady that walks around at night playing a saw. Yes. A saw.
Like the kind that lumberjacks use.
… I think I’ve gotta move...
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My superhero
My neighborhood has a superhero. Or heroine. Depending on your/its definitions and declarations.
I know that the previous paragraph is more than a little confusing but bear with me…
Lately my neighborhood has had a protector. Just like Artie, the strongest man in the world. Only slightly more mutant and also transsexual.
This is a transvestite. Pre-op. Usually with a couple days...