January 2010
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Rickroll
Last night my girlfriend and I Rickrolled an entire bar.
There was a girl there, looked about 15, 16. Basically too young to be there and she was putting all sorts of crappy music on the jukebox. She played some Elton John crap, then played “My Humps”, Last Kiss and all sorts of other crap. I can’t remember. I was drinking because it was SATURDAY.
And SATURDAY is drinking...
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Racism RULES!
My girlfriend has a kid. She and the baby daddy have an agreement that if either of them are dating that the other parent has to meet the boyfriend/girlfriend before they meet the kid. That’s fair. The problem? The babydaddy’s an ex KKK member. No, I am not being a fatkid. I’m being serious…
MyGF: So, you’re gonna have to meet Fattie20XL soon.
Babydaddy: OK. ...
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Machete Attacks and BB guns.
My sister, Suzan (as in “you’re cruzin fer a bruizin from…”) works in one of the worst, most dangerous junior high schools in the city. As a Special Ed teacher. With emotionally disturbed kids. Who’s parents, siblings and sometimes themselves are in gangs.
Sometimes the parents are in rival gangs.
But anyway…
One day my Suzan is walking down the hallway...
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“back in the days do you really think the milkman had relations with all the...”
– me.