February 2010
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About Smells and Odours
I know I have issues with smells/odours and I tend to go a little wonky when I get pissed off (usually resulting in tazers and police and night in jail where I have to use a roll of toilet paper as a pillow) but help me out on this, and tell me if I’m wrong:
I’m back in school after a 7 year absence. Since I’m not working I get to have 8:00am classes. 8:00 in the morning...
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An Apology
To the “Family Dollar” store on Main street:
I’m sorry for stealing half a bag of off-brand Mexican Cheeze-Kurls last Friday when my sister and I were shopping for school supplies that only your bargain-basement prices can put into my unemployable price-range. It is not in my nature to steal, or commit any crimes, especially when I know that the 99c jumbo bag’s sale...