Why the fuck is there a turtle in the sink? IT SMELLS LIKE TURTLE!!!!!
I go to pour myself a glass of water and what do i find? a turtle. WTF? I want water. Not salmenela.
Why the fuck is there a turtle in the sink? IT SMELLS LIKE TURTLE!!!!!
I go to pour myself a glass of water and what do i find? a turtle. WTF? I want water. Not salmenela.
"Piece of evidence No. 73 why my family is batshit crazy: My little sister: “Jewish blood tastes like pennies.” My niece, in response, “Then what does Christian blood taste like?” My sister: “Not like pennies.--from a “Facebook” status message that my sister left earlier today…