"My dad used to be able to finish the Sunday Times crossword puzzle in about 20 minutes. He’d make maybe one or two mistakes… but other than that it was perfectly filled out. When my sister asked him how he did that he said “You’ve got to have a head full of shit.” well, I firmly believe that having a head full of shit is an important skill. Or feature. I’m not 100% sure of the correct word. But at any rate I’ve attempted to fill my head full of shit by watching crappy TV shows and listening to NPR. Also, i read EVERYthing i can on the Internet. Wikipedia made me lose a job 2 years ago because i didn’t realize it was time to go to work…..
--From my profile on a dating site. It’s pretty good at describing …. me.
