• TheKid: MOM COME QUICK!!! JOHNNY PEED HIS PANTS!!!
  • MyGirlfriend: What? What the Hell?!?! Johnny! Go get cleaned up! You're too old to be peeing your pants! Why would you DO THAT?
  • TheKid: He couldn't get to the bathroom!
  • MyGirlfriend: Why not? What was going on that he couldn't get to the bathroom?!?!
  • TheKid: I was sitting on him.
  • MyGirlfriend: (*headpalm*) Why were you sitting on him?
  • TheKid: Because! He was gonna go to the bathroom! and I didn't want him to GO!
  • MyGirlfriend: *sigh* YoYou can't do it. OK?
  • TheKid: Jeeze... Why didn't you tell me that BEFORE?!?!?!