I smell poop. I’m not sure where it’s coming from, because I’ve got my windows open. I know it’s not MY poop, because I keep a fairly well ordered poop journal.

I’ve been looking around my house for one of Scruffydog’s poops, to no avail. He’s usually pretty good about keeping his poos in his cage, on his weewee pads (if he didn’t go outside). But I can’t find any so… I’m pretty sure it’s not him.

I do have my windows open, so it could be one of the rancid cats that live in my neighbor’s crumbling garage (the one with the tree growing out of it). Rancidcats have been pooping in my back yard for years. I gave up on trying to keep it clean back there… because there’s too many cats. And they all have feline AIDS. And that’s just death…

…

I just looked outside and there’s a 4ft mountain of rancid cat poop. I’m pretty sure that’s what’s causing the poop smell. Problem solved.