• Boy: [My 5 year old nephew]
  • Auntie: [His Aunt who's a sex-ed teacher and a counselor at a teen drop-in center]
  • Boy: (Holding up a bag of condoms) What's this?
  • Auntie: ... Those are Condoms, sweety. Don't play with them, OK?
  • Boy: Why?
  • Auntie: Those are for grownups. They're not for you.
  • Boy: What do they do?
  • Auntie: They go on your penie. When your penie's big enough that they fit then I'll tell you more, OK? Now put those away...
  • Boy: OK. (puts the condoms back in her bag. Pulls out a pack of finger condoms) ... Hey Auntie! These will fit on my penie! Now tell me what they're for!!!!