• myGF: KID!!! you can’t flush softball sized wads of toilet paper! It clogs the toilet!!!
  • kid: but MOM! It was a BIG poop!!!!
  • myGF: I don’t CARE! You’re not wiping the poop! You’re wiping your but!
  • kid: but mom!
  • myGF: No “buts”! If you clog the toilet with toilet paper you’re gonna eat it! Like matzo-ball soup!
  • kid: That’s gross!!!