Why the fuck is there a turtle in the sink? IT SMELLS LIKE TURTLE!!!!! I go to pour myself a glass of water and what do i find? a turtle. WTF? I want water. Not salmenela.

Why the fuck is there a turtle in the sink? IT SMELLS LIKE TURTLE!!!!!

I go to pour myself a glass of water and what do i find? a turtle. WTF? I want water. Not salmenela.