"I know you were playing Starwars with your wiener…
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My Girlfriend’s kid when the three of us were in the car.

The kid was making noise because that’s what kids do. So when my girlfriend and I asked what he was doing he blurts that out….

  1. I wasn’t “Playing Starwars” with my wiener.
  2. I’ve never “Played Starwars” with my wiener.
  3. I can only GUESS at what “Playing Starwars” could mean, and how could a 5 year old boy come up with that?