lastanarchyangel: yay! now get on all fours and bark for me bitch!
fattie20xl: two words: no chance.
lastanarchyangel: ummm y not ?
fattie20xl: 'cause you're the widdady wiener.
lastanarchyangel: bull shit !!!
fattie20xl: it's true wiggady wiener. you ARE the wiggady wiener.
lastanarchyangel: well now i will cry ?
fattie20xl: i guess so.
fattie20xl: i mean... there's not much choice in the matter now, is there?
lastanarchyangel: well i am a cool wiggady wiener
fattie20xl: no.
fattie20xl: there's nothing cool about that.
fattie20xl: that's like... sombreros
lastanarchyangel: if i am one then it is cool
fattie20xl: if you say so. but just because you say so dosn't mean it's true. i mean... i say that i'm totally awesome... ok that's a bad example 'cause i'm totally awesome and all the dudes want to give me high-fives and all the ladies want to smootch..
Auntie: [His Aunt who's a sex-ed teacher and a counselor at a teen drop-in center]
Boy: (Holding up a bag of condoms) What's this?
Auntie: ... Those are Condoms, sweety. Don't play with them, OK?
Boy: Why?
Auntie: Those are for grownups. They're not for you.
Boy: What do they do?
Auntie: They go on your penie. When your penie's big enough that they fit then I'll tell you more, OK? Now put those away...
Boy: OK. (puts the condoms back in her bag. Pulls out a pack of finger condoms) ... Hey Auntie! These will fit on my penie! Now tell me what they're for!!!!
