FatKidsLie

lastanarchyangel: yay! now get on all fours and bark for me bitch!
fattie20xl: two words: no chance.
lastanarchyangel: ummm y not ?
fattie20xl: 'cause you're the widdady wiener.
lastanarchyangel: bull shit !!!
fattie20xl: it's true wiggady wiener. you ARE the wiggady wiener.
lastanarchyangel: well now i will cry ?
fattie20xl: i guess so.
fattie20xl: i mean... there's not much choice in the matter now, is there?
lastanarchyangel: well i am a cool wiggady wiener
fattie20xl: no.
fattie20xl: there's nothing cool about that.
fattie20xl: that's like... sombreros
lastanarchyangel: if i am one then it is cool
fattie20xl: if you say so. but just because you say so dosn't mean it's true. i mean... i say that i'm totally awesome... ok that's a bad example 'cause i'm totally awesome and all the dudes want to give me high-fives and all the ladies want to smootch..
lastanarchyangel: no
fattie20xl: ... yeah.
fattie20xl: i think you're right.
fattie20xl: but you're still the wiggady wiener.

MySister: "Oh, come on *SON*, you know I'm your real mother."
HerKid: "I'm seriously beginning to question it."
MySister: "I guess that's what 19 years of telling your child you aren't his real mother does to you..."