A gift for you

So, as many of you (both of you) know I hate my job. It is annoying. I feel frustrated that I’m not doing anything of any importance while I’m at work. I get bored with the monotony.

Blah Blah Blah. Y’all know what a guy going through a mid-life crisis is like.

But at least I can turn my downtime at work into something productive (to me at least) and draw a picture of the ghost of my ambition and motivation. And a chinaman pumpkin. Because Asians are scary.