"Why would you pee on your girlfriend’s face? That doesn’t make any sense!--My girlfriend’s 5 year old boy talking to my scruffy dog because he was peeing and got it on my girl’s dog’s face.
Clogging Toilets
- myGF: KID!!! you can’t flush softball sized wads of toilet paper! It clogs the toilet!!!
- kid: but MOM! It was a BIG poop!!!!
- myGF: I don’t CARE! You’re not wiping the poop! You’re wiping your but!
- kid: but mom!
- myGF: No “buts”! If you clog the toilet with toilet paper you’re gonna eat it! Like matzo-ball soup!
- kid: That’s gross!!!
