Stay classy Staten Island
This is a planter outside my building. Where the hipsters congregate. Good job.
This is my hoarding neighbor’s garage. There’s a vintage Cadillac in there.
It’s also where he hides the cats that he’s hoarding. The ones that poop in my backyard.
I don’t know why he’s got a lock on there, since there’s no back wall….
My stupid little dog “chose” this painting at a street fair/ block party on my street. He got to it before I could stop him.
It’s ok, it only cost me $5… but don’t you think he could have had better taste in art? i know he’s got a brain the size of a walnut and can’t really process artistic merits of a piece of work but still.
This is crap.
And now it is going to hang in my apartment.
FOREVAAAAR
