"Is there any reason that the bedroom smells like farts? I mean… I’ve been looking for dog shit all night because it smells so bad in there. Did you leave one in there for me? Like.. open the door, fart and close it? It’s really gross. It’s nasty. I don’t understand where it came from. It didn’t smell like that yesterday….--
My girlfriend on the state of our bedroom. Which does smell like farts.
Not usually. Just… today. It’s really bad.
We’ve been sick for the past week and a half…
And for the record? Farts come from my butt.



